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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the nympho waitress? She was sick of getting just the tip"

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."

"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... One was assaulted"

"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."

"This joke isn't half bad... It's two thirds bad :D"

"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."

"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."

"Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume? A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)"

"Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application? Becuase he'd fire hoes."