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"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)"
"My mate sold me a guitar for 5... No strings attached"
"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."
"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, hes not a full essay yet."
"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."
"How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend"
"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."
"There are two types of people on Reddit Karmanaut and Unidan"
"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."