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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party."

"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT..."

"How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ? 5,6,7,8."

"Being an adult is 90% worrying about money and 10% spending money you don't have on treats because you've worried a lot this week."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam."

"TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his ""PaDre"""

"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"