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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before eating it."

"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"I was in math class and my teacher asked ""What comes after 69?"" Apparently ""I do"" is not the correct answer."

"I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns."

"Fondly remembering a time when I could wear an over-sized guy's cardigan and still look pretty sexy, now I just look like a crazy bag lady."

"Donald Trump's Vice President... ...Charlie Sheen, cause they will be Winning!"

"What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity? They both shake it off."

"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks? &nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac"

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"