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Joke of the Day

"Why are all those people running? A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?"

"What do you call two physicians? A paradox"

"Hubby has an alarm app where you can record your own sounds or music to wake up to. I just changed his to ""THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!"""

"How does a West Virginia husband tell if his wife is on the rag? (NSFW) He sucks his son's dick to see if it tastes like shit."

"Did you hear about the Facebook crash? It took a tumbl!"

"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"

"Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control."

"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it.. it makes me cry."

"I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them."