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Joke of the Day

"I was in math class and my teacher asked ""What comes after 69?"" Apparently ""I do"" is not the correct answer."

"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."

"I BRAKE FOR PERPETUAL GODDAMN CONSTRUCTION ON I-16."

"How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish"

"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"

"Misfortune Cookie After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, ""Be quiet for a little while."" His read, ""Talk while you have a chance."""

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"

"Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!"

"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."

"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."