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Joke of the Day

"I hate Housework!!! You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!"

"Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."

"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."

"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""

"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"

"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."

"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."