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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."

"Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, ""Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?"". Cosine responds, ""You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well""."

"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"

"Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers"

"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner."

"Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead."

"If you see me in court you'd think I was furiously taking notes, but 9 times out of 10, I'm usually drawing a t-rex eating a witness."

"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."

"The restaurant said they couldn't seat me right away due to lack of waiters I said, ""That's alright, I'll wait""."

"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"