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Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches wear underwear? They have to grip the broom."
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"*sees commercial* ""Talk to your kids about drugs before its too late"" ""Kiddo. Kitchen. Now"" - Yeah? ""This is oregano. Don't get ripped off"""
"Waitress: need anything else? Me: yes, a cup of black coffee. W: and how would u like your coffee? M: uhhh..black and in a cup?"
"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""
"*Pulls away from kissing* *Puts on headset* ""Hello 911, what's your emergency?"""
"Women defy physics. The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"Whenever I try to steal from people I get stabbed by an old plastic fork or a stick. The homeless are resourceful, man."
"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."
"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""
"Why did the computer freeze? It got frostbyte."