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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again? 'Cos once you go black, you never go back."

"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"

"People on Tumblr have PTSD Potty Trained and Socially Disordered"

"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."

"Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you."

"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."

"What did the jewish pedophile say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""

"Why do cannibals prefer to eat blind people? Because with one sense gone they taste really good. Sorry, that was wrong... they taste really well."

"Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul."