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Joke of the Day

"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."

"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."

"What did Spock find in the toilet? Captain's log."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"Reese Whitherspoon may have lost her good girl image but she's still got her overinflated self worth..."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... ...well it could happen."

"What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration."

"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"

"What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh."

"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."