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Joke of the Day

"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."

"Where do chickens go to get their coffee? Star- B-BWAKS"

"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"

"What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A windshield viper."

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"Mom: clean up ur room! We're having guests over for dinner Me: sorry, I didnt realize we were having dinner in my room"

"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."

"So most foot longs at Subway are 7$ not 5$. I'm not mad that it's more money. I'm just mad that I sing their tunes of false advertisement"