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Joke of the Day

"Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim? The Senile River"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"

"My wife asked me where I would like to be buried....... Apparently, "" Balls deep in your sister "" wasn't the anewer she was expecting."

"Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. It was cordial."

"Girls always think i'm ugly until they look into my wallet then they think i'm ugly and poor"

"Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot."

"I used to think Urethra was the name of a heavy metal band, until I found out it was actually a brand of vacuum cleaner."

"""What do we want?!"" ""TIME TRAVEL!"" ""When do we want it?!"" ""IRRELEVANT!"""

"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."