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Joke of the Day
"What is woman spelled backwards? Kitchen"
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"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""
"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."
"""When I learned how to edit videos I felt like the Flash..."" Friend: ""Why, because you fast learner?"" Me: ""No, because I fucked up the timeline."""
"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."
"9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry."
"The plane starts going down. I say, ""If we die, know that hat is hideous"". We all survive. Great Aunt Mildred hasn't spoken to me since."
"Every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children how do we sleep at night?"
"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."