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Joke of the Day
"Every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children how do we sleep at night?"
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"What do you put in a box to make it lighter? Courtney Love"
"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""
"One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States is now down to just hair and fingernails."
"A real man will always find time for his woman, even if it means blowing off a date with his mistress."
"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"
"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"
"""We're halfway there... wow-ohh!! Livin' on a vain hope to which the Universe is indifferent!"" - Athiest Bon Jovi"