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Joke of the Day
"I am a level 5 vegan.... I cant eat anything that casts a shadow."
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"Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table? They say his technique was cutting-edge"
"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"
"I just got a part in a movie about dog walking I'm playing the lead"
"If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they've taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike."
"Why did the pancake cross the road? His friends egged him on"
"""I have a coupon for a large 2 topping"" ""What toppings?"" ""Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza"" ""Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"""
"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."