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Joke of the Day

"I just got a part in a movie about dog walking I'm playing the lead"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber."

"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep with a light on."

"I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH SWEET TEA AND I'M SO AWAKE AND NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE AWAKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN'T DONE IN A WHILE, LUNGES!!"

"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"

"Every one knows about Elvis Everyone knows about Elvis the Pelvis. Less is known about his brother Inis."

"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)"

"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."