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Joke of the Day

"If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they've taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike."

"How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke."

"What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore"

"My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging. It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication."

"What's Hillary Clinton's favourite question? How much to make this go away?"

"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."

"If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either."

"What's a Drill Sergeant's term for an erection? Penis weakness leaving the body."

"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"