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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table? They say his technique was cutting-edge"

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"So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines... .... I hope it pays off"
"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""
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"What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking."
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"Necrophiliacs love going out on expiration dates."
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"One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies"
"I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth."