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Joke of the Day
"How does a gay guy remove a condom? He farts"
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"Why did the feminist fail in programming? She hated objectification."
"Baby, are you today's date? Because you're 11/10."
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"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre"
"Me: This painting really speaks to me. Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs."
"what do you get when you mix a Shih Tzu and a bull B.S."
"Yea autocorrect....I wanna luck your puddy and flick you in the asks. Perfect"
"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."