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Joke of the Day

"How does a gay guy remove a condom? He farts"

"Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress."

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"

"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."

"Why did God put the ring on Saturn? Because he liked it."

"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."

"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit."