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Joke of the Day

"If you get pulled over for speeding on the highway, police are legally required to let you go if you tell them 'Black Betty' was playing."

"What happened to the heretical chef? He was burnt at the steak."

"I was watching women's volleyball during the Olympics and there was already a wrist injury But don't worry, I should be fine by Monday."

"Hey check out this new candle I got. -Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?"

"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"

"What's the difference between iFunny features and the gif subreddit? A week."

"What is black and white and is nearest to South America O-Rio"

"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"

"Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one."