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Joke of the Day
"I'm so pale all of my relationships are interracial."
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"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"
"Where do you go in the room when you're cold? The corner, it's 90 degrees."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, one to hold the ladder and the other to screw the mother.. LIGHTBULB!"
"""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."
"""Come reckon with me bro."" -Force"
"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."
"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose."