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Joke of the Day

"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""

"Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications."

"I could tell a good gardening joke but it's too dirty."

"If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now."

"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"

"A young boy speeding way above speed limit. He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""

"Y don't women grow beards? Coz it's in there jeans ;D"

"How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right."

"President Clinton to maid: Mam can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away."