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Joke of the Day

"How to make the World Cup more exciting: Refs are on stilts The ball screams when kicked Kissing is legal 1 player gets to use a car Snakes"

"When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there."

"What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger."

"What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!"

"Why is apple afraid of microsoft? because 7 8 10"

"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car."

"Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola."

"I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too."

"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."

"NSFW: I just realized that I've never been with a black or middle eastern girl... So I added them to my fuckit list."