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Joke of the Day
"Why is apple afraid of microsoft? because 7 8 10"
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"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"
"Had a trip to the Docs I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"Where do Communists go to get burgers? Czechers."
"You know what they say about incest... It's only relatively bad."
"I like being handcuffed, but not plant heroin in my car, handcuffed."
"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"
"Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they ""hate it""!! They are the real heroes."