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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola."

"Reddit, tell me the most offensive joke you know. [NSFW]"

"What do you call a jockey that doesn't get blowjobs? A headless horseman!"

"My friend asked me if I've ever paid for sex I've paid dearly: I've got three kids."

"Got a white noise app to help me sleep but its just a recording of guys talking about golf, Dockers, Whole Foods, & the new Coldplay album.."

"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."

"I really want to try sado-necro-beastiality... But I feel like I'd just be flogging a dead horse."

"If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north."

"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"

"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."