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Joke of the Day

"Similar to the mile high club, Whats it called when you jack off in an airplane? It's still the mile high club, but its just the single aviator's division."

"My dad caught me smoking his cigarettes... He beat me until I was white and gold."

"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""

"What's Masta P's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZvzIOO6aU"

"Whoever said ""The best things in life are free"" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer."

"[talking with ex] Me: Is he more boring than me? Her: He is. Me: *devastated* How could you?"

"Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary"

"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."

"I was forced to put my grades up for adoption I just couldn't raise them"

"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"