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Joke of the Day
"What's Masta P's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZvzIOO6aU"
Next Joke
"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."
"My gf told me that I punched her in the face while I was sleeping last night. I apologized because I totally remember being awake for that."
"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"
"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."
"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea"
"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."
"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"