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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...... JK Rowling"

"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"

"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."

"How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."

"I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in Europe."

"Moms are like feet [NSFW] The more you talk about them in public, the more everyone assumes you want to have sex with them."

"Where do black parents get gifts for their children? At Toys We Is"

"Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes..."

"Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly"

"All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife."