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Joke of the Day

"I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in Europe."

"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"

"What do you call an origional joke on Reddit? Mine"

"""I don't want a lot for Christmas."" Later... ""All I want for Christmas is you."" EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH."

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a pro golfer? A pedophile always finishes in under 18 holes."

"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."

"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."

"I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back."

"Today Reddit finally removed reposting... I guess that's why there's no front page."

"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."