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Joke of the Day

"Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go."

"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."

"Why is a good hooker like a skilled carpenter? No wood gets wasted."

"The lead singer of Chumbawamba died earlier today. During his autopsy his body got knocked down...and that's when things got interesting."

"Why was the tomato blushing? He saw the salad dressing."

"I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking but it said the username is invalid."

"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"

"I saw a black guy running down the street carrying a tv I thought for a second, ""man that looks a lot like mine' so I ran home quick and nope there was mine still shining my shoes."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"I tried to shuffle a pile of Ibuprofen I guess drug dealing just isn't for me."