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Joke of the Day

"Connor O'Connor walked out of a bar... [because hes irish!](http://replygif.net/i/1083.gif) ...thats pretty much the joke."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."

"The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS."

"What does the weather do when Hitler's around? It heils."

"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"

"What do you call a bee that was born in the USA? USB"

"I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome."

"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"

"I don't regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burned them."

"Anal is like your first car You don't really want it, but your step dad gives it to you anyway"