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Joke of the Day

"I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome."

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"I am a kid at heart and a 52 year old coal miner at liver."
"Interviewer: ""So why should we hire you?"" Me: ""Cause I need a job very badly."" Interviewer: ""So?"" Me: ""And you have a vacancy. BINGO"""
"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"
"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"
"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"
"One time I walked in to a pole..... ...... and, uh, I don't remember."
"Ay girl, your ass must be sitting on F5... Cause that ass is refreshing"