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Joke of the Day
"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"
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"Telling someone ""You are not alone"" can be either extremely comforting or absolutely creepy depending on the context."
"I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down"
"What is the speed of sex? 68. Cuz at 69 you eat it."
"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."
"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"
"I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle"
"I like my men like I like my coffee: I don't like coffee."
"You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk."