28822
Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried."
Next Joke
"I have now lived in New York long enough that I can eat a meal while running at full speed."
"What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language? A Bulgarity."
"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"
"There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone."
"When I ""rage against the machine"" the machine is usually a printer."
"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."
"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"
"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"
"""Sorry, but I can't sell you cigarettes. It hasn't been 18 revolutions around the sun since you descended from your mother's vagina."""