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Joke of the Day

"Yoga, a Hindi word meaning I hope I don't fart"

"A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and ""like"" hundreds of photos of their baby."

"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day."

"Mom I'm running away! No I don't need a jacket! Mom no I'm fine I don't need a jac- mom! No I don't need you to pick me up later mom! MOM!"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist I'd have $0.60."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"

"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

"What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company? Progressive *this just popped up in my head while in the shower. If already posted I apologize in advance*"