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Joke of the Day
"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
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"Ladies: If he's right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys."
"What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at? ""Donald! Duck!"""
"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."
"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""
"How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation"
"FACT: Carrots may be good for your eyes but alcohol will double your vision."
"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."
"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."
"Eomer gets off of his horse and says, ""What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?"" A nearby horseman answers, ""Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"""