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Joke of the Day

"I saw a man with a board saying 'Repent for you're sin's, the end of the world is nigh'. I thought 'That's a bad sign'."

"How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party."

"I like to think that the lead singer of Limp Bizkit sorts out his own affairs before seeing to other peoples... Durst's things First"

"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."

"Two monkeys were sitting in a tub. The first one says ""Oooo Oooo Aaaa Aaaa Eeee Eeee!"" The second one says ""Perhaps we should add some cold water."""

"why do asians have small boobs? Only A's are acceptable"

"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"

"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."

"Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face."

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps under his work boots."