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Joke of the Day
"How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party."
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"Is the Black Friday name racist? Because everything's a steal?"
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference"
"'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth."
"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."
"What instrument do you play Beside blowing dick?"
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"
"I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie"
"In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... Shoot."
"""I'll just stagger around yelling random, incoherent shit as people try to keep me from hurting myself."" Drunks and 1 year olds."