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Joke of the Day
"Wife: what do you want to do for you birthday? Me: not answer any more questions."
Next Joke
"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"
"Trump keeps talking about restoring ""law and order."" I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly."
"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."
"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"
"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."
"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"
"Woman's Rights"