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Joke of the Day

"When someone asks for one of my french fries, I react like the majestic cheetah by snarling and taking my food to the top of a tree."

"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a bananna"

"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""

"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"

"How do you make a holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out of it."

"Japan got Imperialist Cancer... But thank God it was an easy cure, all it took was two sessions of radiotherapy."

"According to this BMI chart I am too short."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"