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Joke of the Day

"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."

"[stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD"

"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"

"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"

"The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is ""We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"""

"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, it's a whopper"

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."

"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"

"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"