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Joke of the Day

"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"

"What famous band sleeps the least? Slipknot"

"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"

"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"

"What is the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."

"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."

"How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady? Me: I do."

"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"

"Why did the poor man become a baker? He really kneaded the dough alot"

"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."