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"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"
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"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"
"Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets."
"A Roman walks into a bar an orders a martinus. ""You mean a martini?"" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted more than one I would have said martini"""
"I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet? Precubescent"
"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."
"Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs."
"Who takes a shit while they're at a party? A Party Pooper"
"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."
"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."