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Joke of the Day
"Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth."
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"LOOK AT HOW HE OUTGUNS ME http://xboxclips.com/Kolt+the+Don/f1dd03d5-32b3-4238-9134-393050b8d254"
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !"
"Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn't touch him."
"A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says ""have sex with me."" She replies ""if you incest."""
"Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend? He can't even last a femtosecond!"
"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"