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Joke of the Day
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
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"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."
"The weekend just logged me out due to inactivity."
"Current anger level: I am last-beer-in-the-fridge-turns-out-to-be-a-soy-sauce-bottle angry."
"How do you define a will? Hint: It's a dead giveaway."
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"
"What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe."
"- Grandpa, you still have sex with grandma? - Yes, but oral, only. - What do you mean, only oral? - I say ""Fuck you!"" and she says - ""Fuck you, too!"""
"Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA."
"Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html"