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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we dont serve your kind."" The mushroom replies ""but im a fungi!"

"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"

"A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror ....she rubs her tummy and says to her husband ""I feel ugly, fat and disgusting. Pay me a compliment"" Husband says ""well, your eyesight is spot on"""

"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"

"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"

"Sometimes when I cum, I scream really loudly because people should knock before opening a bathroom stall."

"Why was the Amish girl shunned? Too Mennonite."

"How to avoid clickbait"

"I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus."

"If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day."