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Joke of the Day

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."

"Hackgate: Patriots hacked Seattle headsets and knew they were going to throw the ball."

"What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam"

"Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued... She argued... . . . . He shouted... She shouted... . . . . .. and then she cried...... . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!"

"Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet? There are too many Links."

"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."

"The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up"