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Joke of the Day

"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."

"I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster."

"Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive."

"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."

"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""

"I got gas for $1 today damn bean burritos."

"What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? A M-80."

"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."

"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."

"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."