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Joke of the Day
"The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so."
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"Open the door ...... Ooen the door.... Open the door Odour"
"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"
"Some folks say if you go into a Halloween store late at night, you can see the ghosts of the Blockbuster employees who used to work there."
"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"
"This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all."
"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."
"I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!"
"i asked ""where"" I work in a hospital. I once asked a confused patient if she had pain. She said yes. I said ""Where?"" She said, ""San Diego."""
"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"