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Joke of the Day
"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."
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"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."
"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."
"Golfer: ""This golf is a funny game."" Caddy: ""It's not supposed to be."""
"Knock knock. Little boy blue."
"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""
"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."
"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"
"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""
"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"